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Pepsi Max - Cherry Edition

Unbottling of the bottle?.. meh, who cares! It's got INCREDIBLE POURING ACTION

A friend ( James Smith ) discovered and recommended me certain beverage which is, pepsi max, but this isn't just ANY .. pepsi max... This is the cherry edition... AND ITS FUCKING AMAZING!

Stop with this health obsessed bullshit that you are probably undertaking and buy this fucking drink, right now! , stop reading this shit and GO!

....unless you don't care what shit you drink, to whom I bless you.

BUT Seriously, If i had a fucking thesaurus RIGHT NOW NEXT TO ME, id learn about 200 words which mean "good" but sound insanely better, like AMAZING.. or.. INCREDIBLE... EVEN MAGICAL, thats right, think this drink as Hedwig in the harry potter universe, but not Harry.. for fucks sake not harry. Harry's a fuckbag in most of the films.

Amnesia - The Dark Descent

Frictional Games, in one word, have created a game that has entertained me more than any other game has, and scared the fucking shit out of me , SO MUCH, that I'm currently checking myself into Ashworth hospital... ( google it. ) ...

.. ok.. maybe 34 words... close enough

Its not that the game makes you jump out of your chair, like the time where I was eating a sandwhich where the cheese tasted so strange that it literally made me throw it on the floor in shock. Its more like your walking down a dark street and you look behind you and theres a unicorn which reassures you everythings fine and hugs you... But it turns out the unicorn lied and starts throwing up on you violently so you run and hide in a cupboard...

Ok so, maybe the game doesn't include unicorns .. BUT. It does involve cupboards.. lots of them... and believe me, they give you a warm feeling that your safe inside them when shit does start to run down your leg after being so fucking terrified at the 'monster' who's only purpose is to scare the living shit out of you, which it does.. VERY WELL.

Infamous 2

(Yep.. took the picture myself.. its FUCKING SIDEWAYS)

Infamous 2 in the highly awaited sequel to Infamous 1.. Funnily enough they called it 2 which isn't 3 and not 1 again.

Im gunna be honest with you, I fucking loved the first game, so this 'review' is going to be the most biased shit you've ever read, get over it. To be honest.. you should already be thinking about closing this amazing review and going to the shop with your child's dinner money that you haven't been giving him..... or her...... whatever you like pretending to have, because it actually lives up to the expectation that was given to it after the first one.

The game opens with a main menu unsurprisingly and makes you choose a tough decision at the very beginning.. which pissed me off a little because I sat there for about 10 minutes debating whether to be a lovely friendly flower giving hero... or a complete dickhead before I actually was able to start playing the fucking game.. Fuck you conscious. ( If youve actually completed the first game )

.. But seriously... GO GET IT, tis good. really.

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